You have watched 72 minutes of video today.
Megavideo. I. Hate. You.
There are only two things I love in this world: everybody, and television.– Kenneth Parcell (via 30rockthings) (via flickflickflicker) (via unicornology)
lastchatwithphontaine: In the shop window you have promptly identified the cover with the title you were looking for. Following this visual trail, you have forced your way through the shop past the thick barricade of Books You Haven’t Read, which were frowning at you from the tables and shelves, trying to cow you. But you know you must never allow yourself to be awed, that among them there...
you know that feeling when the one little stupid...
marjchun: lajoiedevivre: yeah well, it sucks.
sophiejade: wordjournal: noun • unrealistic belief in one’s own intelligence; delusion of superintelligence
Once I’m officially regional manager, my first order of business will be to...– Dwight - the Office (via piecesofserenity)
Then the children went to bed, or at least went upstairs, and the men joined the...– Amy Hempel (via standverystill) (via dilaudid) (via finallyseeing) (via ohkaleidoscope)
Michael: No, no. I mean…not because you’re gay. Your gayness does not define you.
Oscar: Thank you.
Michael: Your Mexicaness is what defines you, to me, and I think we should celebrate Oscar’s Mexicanity. So Phyllis, I want you to go find firecrackers and a Chihuahua. Pam, in the frozen food section Swanson’s makes a delightful chimichanga.
Nobody likes beets Dwight! Why don’t you grow something that everybody does...– Michael Scott, The Office (via crabcakes) (via tvquotes)
Looking out the window was like looking down into water. The trees in the square...– Manhattan Transfer (via unburyingthelead) (via nidgemmm)
There is no distance on this earth as far away as...
She sat down on one of her grandmother’s uncomfortable armchairs, and the cat...– Neil Gaiman (via sophiejade)
Songs are as sad as the listener– Jonathan Safran Foer (Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close) (via lastchatwithphontaine)
She felt very young, at the same time unspeakably aged. She sliced like a knife...– Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway (via windpoems)
Some things are hard to write about. After something happens to you, you go to...– Slyvia Plath (via corners)
Love me when I least deserve it, because that’s when I really need it.– Swedish Proverb (via dactylographie)
I remembered what Dad said once, that some people have all of life’s...– Marisha Pessl (Special Topics in Calamity Physics)
Funnily enough, it is the subject one dreads talking about at length one ends up...– Marisha Pessl (Special Topics in Calamity Physics)
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My universe is my eyes and my ears. Anything else is hearsay.– Douglas Adams (via thesweetestnoise) (via fuckyeahdouglasadams) (via corners)
justbesplendid: m-altruism: If you multiply 111,111,111 by 111,111,111 you get 12,345,678,987,654,321.
sophiejade: honeysticks: bunnymitford: I can only note that the past is beautiful because one never realises an emotion at the time. It expands later, & thus we don’t have complete emotions about the present, only about the past. Virginia Woolf